Wednesday, April 03, 2013

spoiled rotten

if you go to any supercenter, on any given day of the you'll liking hear this:

"mommy, I want this!!!"

or

"stop! I want to look at this!"

or

"I want a toy!"


And you think that Lilo is a spoiled rotten.
Think again,
You're kids are Lilo's in the making.

Good luck!


Friday, November 09, 2012

Obama vs Romney

So, we are  all finally done with the presidential election until 2016.
And Obama has won by 303 to 206 electoral votes, with the exception
That Florida hasn't made up it's mind.

OK.

Let's move on with our lives.
Let's try to be civil with each other,
Even though some people have jobs,
And others don't,
Or are waiting for their old job to
come down from heaven for them.
I think a lot of people are just slackers, and
should be living in the streets anyway.
Commit a serious crime, and you can get
free room and board for the rest of your
slacker life.
No video games though.
Bummer.


Thursday, August 23, 2012

Culture of death

Recently, I visited my mother's grave site, or rather my mother's and father's grave site.
I thought ,"Why is that people discard the old and young?"
"Why is that people are more concerned about keeping the youth full good looks?"
"Yet they will not visit any of their aged relatives, or parents, except to complain
about the lack of service they get if they do visit,or how expensive it is to keep them alive?"
If we all think that we are going to live forever young, then I fear we will soon find out that we
will soon all be living in retirement (?!) homes in our filth.That will serve us right for not  caring.
Adios, crap heads.
I hope you attempts to stay young give you a incurable disease that the malpractice lawyers
can profit from.
After all we all have to make a profit on someone, don't we.

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Forgiveness for 9/11

If we Americans can't forgive the people who did 9/11
without remembering the loss
we have all suffered,
then we are no better than those who did the deed.
We must forgive from the heart
and not just say "I forgive them".
Read Sirach 27:30-28:7 (NAB)
and remember that
you will not be
forgiven by God
if you don't forgive from the heart.

Tuesday, March 08, 2011

hail justin biebur!!


Hail Justin Biebur!
You're stupid enough to get on the cover of MAD Magazine,
And that is such an accomplishment for a 17 year old Canadian!

Hail Justin Bieber!
Conqueror of young male and female hearts!
Such a prime example of Canadian smartness!
Such a money grubber!

Hail Justin Bieber!
All the world swoons at your feet!
All the world trembles in their pants to meet you!

Here today and gone tomorrow, just like
Micheal Jackson!
Who??

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Tags and the Road to Dehumanization

Tags are useful to find inanimate objects on the internet.
One can always tag a new interesting site or a blog
Or can always Face book it.
One should not tag people.
Taging people makes it easy to abuse them,
To kill them,
To take their money from them,
To burn them in Ovens.
I hope you don't like the smell of burning flesh.
BTW, You are taging Lilo, and dehumanizing her.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Avatar and Happy Father's Day

Hollywood is doing the same thing again.
An Alien civilization is fighting for its life against an alien invading force.
We are invading.
Like Iraq?
Like Afghanistan?
To save the world?
Why don't we just make Iraq and Afghanistan US Territories?
Of course we will have to kill all the people
They are all other people who don't deserve to live.
We need their oil and minerals!!
Happy Father's Day!!

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