Lord, I’m a foolish man
To be sung to the tune of I’m a rambling man
I’m a foolish man.
I’ve got a loving wife and kids,
My farm and ranch is making money,
At least I’m not in too much debt,
And still I complain to anyone that can hear.
I’m a foolish man,
My cousin’s son enrolled in the Marines
He got killed in Iraq by a land mine,
We held a memorial for him,
Yet,
I wish he was here so I could abuse him.
I’m a foolish man,
I go to services every Sunday,
I try to understand what the preacher is saying,
But is seems to go out the other ear,
I want to try my neighbor’s young girl.
I’m a foolish man,
I can’t let other people ,
Live their lives the way they want to,
They must be like me and think like me,
Or else they are terrorists.
