Foolish Man

Lord, I’m a foolish man

To be sung to the tune of I’m a rambling man

I’m a foolish man.

I’ve got a loving wife and kids,

My farm and ranch is making money,

At least I’m not in too much debt,

And still I complain to anyone that can hear.

I’m a foolish man,

My cousin’s son enrolled in the Marines

He got killed in Iraq by a land mine,

We held a memorial for him,

Yet,

I wish he was here so I could abuse him.

I’m a foolish man,

I go to services every Sunday,

I try to understand what the preacher is saying,

But is seems to go out the other ear,

I want to try my neighbor’s young girl.

I’m a foolish man,

I can’t let other people ,

Live their lives the way they want to,

They must be like me and think like me,

Or else they are terrorists.